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May 03 2013

Phobophil
19:35
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March 11 2013

Phobophil
22:50
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February 26 2013

Phobophil
23:30
Ich weiß, wovon du redest :D :D :D:D :D:D:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

February 05 2013

Phobophil
23:48
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September 16 2012

Phobophil
11:43
Obviously, the creator of that picture never hold a gun in real life. Doom's view is the realistic one, though you usually use two hands for shooting, because it's not badass to shoot with one, it's only dumb.

June 14 2012

Phobophil
21:45
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Ich hänge fest, wie gefesselt, an den Beinen - Bleifüße
Alleine auf einer Reise durch eine Eiswüste
Und meine Fußabdrücke zeigen, dass ich da war
Doch Beweise sterben gleich nachdem der Sturm über's Eis wüted
Ohne Ziel, durch 'nen leeren Raum gehen die Tage rum
Folge den Sternen, wie auf 'ner Weltraummission im Vakuum
Ich segel in 'ner Flaute durch Nebelbänke und lauf auf Grund
Und statt im rettenden Hafen, rette ich mich grad aus'm Sumpf
Die Lichter gehen aus und nur ein Funke tanzt
Ich such vergeblich im Dunkeln nach meiner Alice im Wunderland
Alleine in Richtung Sonnenuntergang
Durch'n tiefes Tal voller fliegender Asche nach nem Jahrhundertbrand
Ich such im Stacheldraht nach Lücken
Geh gebückt über Hügel, vorbei an abgebrannten Hütten
Über leergefegte Straßen, Unterführungen und Brücken
Schlaf alleine in der Kälte mit nassen Füßen in 'ner Pfütze

June 12 2012

Phobophil
17:25

Best of Bayern-/Österreich-Memes














































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May 06 2012

Phobophil
11:06
That joke was already intended by him..

April 29 2012

Phobophil
18:53
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April 26 2012

Phobophil
17:42
It doesn't matter if a living being has got 46 chromosomes or 14 or 98 or 2, because it depends on their storage. It's like saying "lololol you only got 46 one terabyte hard drives, and even I got 44 floppies, though you are richer than me".

April 01 2012

Phobophil
19:59
Easier said than done.
Try to relax, when you are choking and you have no idea, when or even whether the killer will lift the pollow or not.
Phobophil
19:57
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March 24 2012

Phobophil
20:16
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March 04 2012

Phobophil
10:57
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January 28 2012

Phobophil
11:21
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January 26 2012

Phobophil
18:47
The clip isn't turning. Even if there would be a bullet in another hole, it cannot trigger, because he is trying to fire the empty one over and over again.

January 04 2012

Phobophil
17:26
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December 29 2011

Phobophil
22:52
Wanna meet up? - Invite - "Uhm, well, I'm don't have time for it at the moment" - "What about tomorrow?" - "Sorry, planed something else" - "And at the weekend?" - "I'm not in town."

Love someone? - Tell it - "Oh.. I really appreciate it, but I don't have time for a relationship right now.. and I also don't wanna danger our friendship"

Yeah, no need to complicate life. It always works out with the simple methods, you see.
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December 26 2011

Phobophil
18:01
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Phobophil
17:57
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